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via iono bruh.
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lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

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permanentprocrastination:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

via centuries.
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unsuccessfulblogger:

if i catch you glancing at me more than twice i will automatically think you like me so please don’t look at me ever

via centuries.
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hella-dandy:

incredibly-interested:

micoovav:

theenglishmoon:

tokyo—house—party:

slumberblues:

rosesareray:

drunkteeth:

havin a crush on someone and not knowing if they like you back

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having a crush on someone and knowing they don’t like you back

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someone having a crush on you and you don’t like them back

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having a mutual friend crush

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having a crush on someone who likes you back but “the timing isn’t right”

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crushes

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getting crushed by trafficimage

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I shouldn’t be laughing this hard

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard

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ahmogar:

ryan the child masseuse

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twistyshrimp:

Geoff saying “Whoa”

Played 14,393 times. via Shit Ray Narvaez Jr. Says.
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"as the rightful heir to the throne" [x]

Mad Kings AU;; mallius

(Source: eteocle)

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jouleys:

In other news it seems like Ryan is Canadian, Geoff is a sick christian alcoholic, Jack is dead, and Michael may be either black or white.


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